Hope A Long Pete

Hope A Long Pete, will add tons of laughs at your parties and girls night out.  Wind him up and watch him go!  $6

Pecker Shot Glass

Make the girls last night out an unforgettable one with these hilarious Bachelorette party favors. Guaranteed to make 'em laugh!  It's not a party without em! $6

Mr Lipstick

Real Penis Shaped Lipstick! This hilarious penis shaped lipstick is a great party favor or pinata stuffer for a Bachelorette Party!  Llipsticks come in a variety of classy colors - Pass these Pecker lipsticks out to your guests for a great laugh!  $6

Penis Pasta

Our famous Penis Penis – it’s hysterical and completely delicious! Perfect for dinner parties, girls’ nights in or any occasion – whip up your favorite pasta dish and see if your guests notice.  The only noodle with a HARD-ON!  $14 

Penis Gummies

An erotic rainbow of fun and fruity flavors in a fun penis shape.  $9


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